Commented by: The Dude
"Most widely read independent internet site written by an alien"? Gee, that's great! What's your competition, like 8 other aliens?

Commented by: Pappy
I doubt it was a real reporter. It was probably someone from MNU trying to play to your vanity.

Commented by: Cardinal Mcsorely
People go to this site and read it because you're a FREAK show, that's all. That's why I read it!

Commented by: Sister Carrie
Well that's not why I read it, Cardinal. I'm genuinely concerned for them.