Commented by: The Dude
How you gonna tweet? Can you even TYPE with those disgusting tentacles?

Commented by: Quentin Markam, ACLU

Commented by: Carlsson
Guys, I know how to trace back social networking accounts - once their profiles go live, I'm gonna release the full details of Christopher's whereabouts so somebody can TAKE HIM OUT!

Commented by: Anthony

Commented by: Kyle

Commented by: Lizzy
What kinda tweets are we gonna get - stuff like "Eating gross slop / Being a disgusting thing from outer space / Complaining and complaining about my worthless life." Sorry, don't think I'll be following you! Ha ha ha ha