Commented by: Zoe
B O R I N G

Commented by: Dale
Darnit! Get back to the exciting stories of abuse and salacious tales of corporate malfeasance!

Commented by: Sister Carrie
Thanks for sharing your life with us. You are right – I guess we're not all that different.

Commented by: Lizzy
The ickiest part was the one where he talks about the slaughter slop. Sick!

Commented by: The Dude
Uh, so this entry is supposed to make me want to campaign for alien rights or something? Forget about it. Go home!

Commented by: Mason
I heard aliens don't even know the difference between their own kids and the neighbor's kids. TOTALLY NOT BUYING IT. NOOCH!